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<span

lang=EN-GB style="font-family:"Palatino Linotype"">Pride en ful mišičnjak v

gostilno, vzame v roki limono in jo stisne, kolikor jo more in nato reče:<o:p></o:p>

<span

lang=EN-GB style="font-family:"Palatino Linotype"">"Kdorkoli iz te limone

stisne vsaj še eno kapljico, dobi 10.000 evrov."<o:p></o:p>

<span

lang=EN-GB style="font-family:"Palatino Linotype"">Seveda vsi poskušajo in

nikomur ne uspe, nato pa pristopi neki majhen možakar, suh, z očali in reče:<o:p></o:p>

<span

lang=EN-GB style="font-family:"Palatino Linotype"">"A lahko tudi jaz

poskusim?"<o:p></o:p>

<span

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smejijo in mu dajo limono, on pa kot za šalo iz nje iztisne še 6 kapljic.<o:p></o:p>

<span

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začudenja in vprašajo:<o:p></o:p>

<span

lang=EN-GB style="font-family:"Palatino Linotype"">"Ej, kako je pa tebi

ratalo, če nam ni?"<o:p></o:p>

<span

lang=EN-GB style="font-family:"Palatino Linotype"">On pa odgovori: "Phja,

jst sm iz davčne."<span style="font-family:"Palatino Linotype";

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